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Calvin is alive and well.....

03:44 Jan 31 2008
Times Read: 846


And living in BC. Scott and I were on the way home from his parents' house on Sunday when we rounded the curve headed for the hill just past the freeway, when lo and behold what should appear...



There had been the usual snow men, snow puppies, and snowball fights here and there, but in front of the house in the curve was a wrought iron fence with spikes, and there is a snow man, stuck sideways into the spikes, with a big O for a mouth...LMAO



Pictures to follow if I can get back and take one before this all melts...lol


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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

03:20 Jan 31 2008
Times Read: 849


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with..

-- Kristen, age 10





WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?



Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?



Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?



Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynn , age 8



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?



When they're rich..

-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8





IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?



It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?



There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?



Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Rick, age 10


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I love this guy...lol

05:54 Jan 29 2008
Times Read: 859


SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!



Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!



Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.



The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners.



They feed and care for the strays.



Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily.



He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior.



They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal.



He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.



The best part?



His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million.



Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago.



He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him.



Cost us $78.



The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day.



Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc.



He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.



I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas.



He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand.



He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer.



It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later



We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.



Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.



Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again.



He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens.



Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border.



He's kind of a "Git-R Dun" kind of Sheriff.



Update on Joe Arpaio





TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF, AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:



Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) who created the "Tent City Jail":



He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.



He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies.



He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects!



Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination.



He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.



When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs.



He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton....If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back."



He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.



More On The Arizona Sheriff:



With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports: About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.



On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.



Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.



"It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace," Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. "It's Inhumane."



Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic.



He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!"



Way To Go, Sheriff!



Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders.



Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.



We Need More Law Enforcement Officers Like JOE ARPAIO!



If you agree, pass this on.



If not, just delete it.



Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona.


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LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
18:57 Jan 30 2008

Sheriff Joe for president!!!!! LOL



Anyone that can bring everything under budget like this, might actually help us.





 

*shudder*

06:04 Jan 26 2008
Times Read: 873


.....There is something inherently wrong when you are strolling through Spencer's with your hubby, all is right with the world, and you are standing at the end of a display, and hear giggling...



And it is coming from a man in his 70's who is holding a box of ladies' fishnet thigh highs....



*shuddering*


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TheDarkWolf
TheDarkWolf
06:15 Jan 26 2008

Maybe they reminded him of the good ole days??





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
19:17 Jan 26 2008

*GAG*





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
18:20 Jan 27 2008

Good old day? Might of been just last night. Old folks are taking the "pill" for some help, if you know what I mean. *wink*



But still... EWWW.





 

George Carlin's New Rules for 2008

11:16 Jan 25 2008
Times Read: 882






New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used

to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new

homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the

stuff you want and having other people buy it for you

isn't gift giving, it's the yuppie version of looting.





New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for

classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to

people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly

like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of

the football team is doing these days --- mowing my

lawn.



New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out

a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting

all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of

Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What

did you expect it to contain? Lobster?



New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex

with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently

damaged . I have a better description for these kids:

'Lucky'.



New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect

baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the

cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown

man, they're pictures of men.



New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's

how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two

of them? Good, we're done.



New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water.

There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket,

water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but

flavored water is called a soft drink. You want

flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it

melt. That's your flavored water.



New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is

introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square,

with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom.

And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, he

will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you

just solved the Social Security crisis.



New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order,

the bigger the jerk. If you walk into a Starbucks and

order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced

vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra

dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One

NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge jerk.



New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up

from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing

'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't

want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid

who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there

eating my Almond Joy.



New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese

characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's

right above the crack of your a ** . And it translates

to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did

anything spiritual, you were praying you weren't

pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.



New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one

of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the

U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching

those athletes at the poker table was just too darned

exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait,

they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard

Stern Show.'



New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm

extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.



New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies

based on crappy old television shows, then you have to

give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see

what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember

the reason something was a television show in the

first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be

a movie.



New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more

bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is

offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex

with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's

supposed to be there, or just some freak with a

fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I

just want to wash my hands



New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't

need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just

fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in

the first place.



New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and

want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then

for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available

piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around

saying, 'Do you want fries with that?'





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Shit...what a waste

01:34 Jan 23 2008
Times Read: 896


Heath Ledger found dead in NYC apartment

Authorities say actor’s death likely suicide or accidental overdose

BREAKING NEWS

MSNBC News Services

updated 5:25 p.m. PT, Tues., Jan. 22, 2008

NEW YORK - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, naked in bed with sleeping pills nearby, police said. The Australian-born actor was 28.



There was no obvious indication of suicide, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said.



Ledger’s publicist, Mara Buxbaum, issued a statement this Tuesday night, saying, “We are all deeply saddened and shocked by this accident. This is an extremely difficult time for his loved ones and we are asking the media to please respect the family’s privacy.”



It wasn’t immediately clear if Ledger had committed suicide. He had an appointment for a massage at the residence in the tony neighborhood of SoHo, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. A housekeeper who went to let him know the massage therapist had arrived and found him unconscious at 3:26 p.m.



According to The New York Times, his body was moved to the floor, and after receiving no response from the actor after shaking him, the masseuse and housekeeper called authorities.



“We are investigating the possibility of an overdose,” Browne said. “There were pills within the vicinity of the bed.”



A source told msnbc.com's Courtney Hazlett that Ledger had been turning down roles lately.



The Times initially reported that Ledger was found in an apartment owned by actress Mary-Kate Olsen, but a spokesperson for the actress, who is at the Sundance Film Festival, later told the Times the apartment was not Olsen's.



A large crowd of paparazzi and gawkers began gathering Tuesday evening outside the building on the upscale block, where several police officers guarded the door. According to The Times, city workers rolled Ledger’s body, encased in a black body bag, out of the building on a stretcher.



An autopsy was planned for Wednesday, medical examiner’s office spokeswoman Ellen Borakove said.



While not a marquee movie star, Ledger was a respected, award-winning actor who chose his roles carefully rather than cashing in on his heartthrob looks.



He was nominated for an Oscar for his performance as a gay cowboy in “Brokeback Mountain,” where he met Michelle Williams, who played his wife in the film. The two had a daughter, now 2-year-old Matilda, and lived together in Brooklyn until they split up last year.



He once said he was ready to die because he could live on in his child.



“Having a child changes every aspect of your life — for the better, of course. The sacrifices are large, but what you get in return is even bigger than the sacrifices you make. I feel, in a sense, ready to die because you are living on in your child,” Ledger told In Touch Weekly in November.



It was a shocking and unforeseen conclusion for one of Hollywood’s bright young stars. Though his leading-man looks propelled him to early stardom in films like “10 Things I Hate About You” and “A Knight’s Tale,” his career took a notable turn toward dramatic and brooding roles with 2001’s “Monster’s Ball.”



“I had such great hope for him,” said Mel Gibson, who played Ledger’s vengeful father in “The Patriot,” in a statement from the actor’s publicist. “He was just taking off and to lose his life at such a young age is a tragic loss. My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family.”



Ledger eschewed Hollywood glitz in favor of a bohemian life in Brooklyn, where he was one of the borough’s most famous residents. “Brokeback” would be his breakthrough role, establishing him as one of his generation’s finest talents and an actor willing to take risks.



Ledger began to gravitate more toward independent fare, including Lasse Hallstrom’s “Casanova” and Terry Gilliam’s “The Brothers Grimm,” both released in 2005. His 2006 film “Candy” now seems destined to have an especially haunting quality: In a particularly realistic performance, Ledger played a poet wrestling with a heroin addiction along with his girlfriend, played by Abbie Cornish.



But Ledger’s most recent choices were arguably the boldest yet: He co-starred in “I’m Not There,” in which he played one of the many incarnations of Bob Dylan — as did Cate Blanchett, whose performance in that film earned an Oscar nomination Tuesday for best supporting actress.



And in what may be his final finished performance, Ledger proved that he wouldn’t be intimidated by taking on a character as iconic as Jack Nicholson’s Joker. Ledger’s version of the Batman villain, glimpsed in early teaser trailers, made it clear that his Joker would be less comical and more depraved and dark.



Curiosity to see Ledger’s final performance will likely further stoke interest in the summer blockbuster. “Dark Knight” director Christopher Nolan said earlier this month that Ledger’s performance as the Joker would be wildly different than Jack Nicholson’s memorable turn in 1989’s “Batman.”



“It was a very great challenge for Heath,” Nolan said. “He’s extremely original, extremely frightening, tremendously edgy. A very young character, a very anarchic presence that taps into a lot of our basic fears and panic.”



Ledger told The New York Times in a November interview that he “stressed out a little too much” during the Dylan film, and had trouble sleeping while portraying the Joker, whom he called a “psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy.”



“Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night,” Ledger told the newspaper. “I couldn’t stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going.” He said he took two Ambien pills, which only worked for an hour, the paper said.



Before settling down with Williams, Ledger had relationships with actresses Heather Graham and Naomi Watts. He met Watts while working on “The Lords of Dogtown,” a fictionalized version of a cult classic skateboarding documentary, in 2004.





Ledger was born in 1979 in Perth, in western Australia, to a mining engineer and a French teacher, and got his first acting role playing Peter Pan at age 10 at a local theater company. He began acting in independent films as a 16-year-old in Sydney and played a cyclist hoping to land a spot on an Olympic team in a 1996 television show, “Seat.”



After several independent films, Ledger moved to Los Angeles at age 19 and costarred opposite Julia Stiles in “10 Things I Hate About You.” Offers for other teen flicks soon came his way, but Ledger turned them down, preferring to remain idle than sign on for projects he didn’t like.



“It wasn’t a hard decision for me,” Ledger told the Associated Press in 2001. “It was hard for everyone else around me to understand. Agents were like, ‘You’re crazy,’ my parents were like, ‘Come on, you have to eat.”’





© 2008 MSNBC Interactive

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22788914/?GT1=10755



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lolitamarie
lolitamarie
04:02 Jan 23 2008

Very talented actor. It is a waste that he is gone.





LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
19:31 Jan 23 2008

I wonder what would happen if actors were required to be drug free like the rest of the world. This is the second young actor to be lost in this month alone, due to overdose of drugs.



Why don't the other actors get involve and mentor these guys? I know Drew Barrymore survived her addictions and growing up in the limelight, why don't people like her step up and say, hey been there done that.



*shakes her head* We have lost too many. Go look and see how many you recognize.

List of people lost from drug overdoses





 

Two Statues

07:34 Jan 22 2008
Times Read: 904


There were two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across the pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel came down from the sky and with a single gesture, brought them both to life. The angel told them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and all of the cold dismal winters you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."



He looked at her, she looked at him and they went running behind the shrubbery. The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled and the giggling ensued. After 15 minutes the two returned, out of breath and laughing....



The angel told them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asked her, "Shall we?" She replied, "Oh yes, let's! But let's change positions this time. I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on his head!"





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LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
17:49 Jan 22 2008

Oh sheesh LOL





 

Talk about an all time classic answer; LOVE IT!!

06:09 Jan 21 2008
Times Read: 917


Some "dirtbag" in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times.



Now here's the kicker: Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel:



"That's all the bullets we had."







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Elemental
Elemental
14:19 Jan 21 2008

Sounds like he deserved it..:)





Khayman
Khayman
01:16 Jan 22 2008

You know... my daddy was a cop.



I like that Sheriff. I like him muchly.






Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
02:55 Jan 22 2008

He shot the DOG?? Freaking "A " he needed to die.





Vlkodlak
Vlkodlak
17:03 Jan 22 2008

I'm sorry ... but I don't get it. Have budgets become that strapped in this country - that a S.W.A.T. team only has 68 bullets? This county really needs to do a fund raiser for more bullets.



LadyChordewa
LadyChordewa
17:51 Jan 22 2008

*Looks up at her honey comment and bursts out laughing.* Oh hell yeah i agree.



 

Cloverfield

08:31 Jan 19 2008
Times Read: 930


For those of you who are movie buffs, and horror movie buffs, as I am, let me warn you right now.....



If you went to see "The Blair Witch Project" and either A) got a massive headache or B) were massively nauseous....



I have only one thing to say about "Cloverfield"



Don't

Waste

Your

Money



The movie is SO not worth the nauseating after effects...


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FINALLY- thanks birdie...lol

02:10 Jan 13 2008
Times Read: 950



Create Your Own

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Elemental
Elemental
04:51 Jan 13 2008

You are SOOOO welcome! The least I could do for all the listening you have done recently.





queenmorbid
queenmorbid
04:54 Jan 15 2008

Yeah still waiting on NFA to decide what animal she is...lol and now we have the wonderful Khayman in our fold! Yay for the Zoo! I have never met a group of more extraordinary women in one place! We rock! I love you all.





 

Cut and paste the link

07:12 Jan 12 2008
Times Read: 955


Hi,

All you animal lovers. This is pretty simple...

Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site

is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet

their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and

neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (How about 20

seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food

for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their

corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to

donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.

> http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 (OR MORE!) FRIENDS!!!



THANKS A BUNCH!


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*wandering about in my mind*

09:44 Jan 11 2008
Times Read: 961


Have you ever wondered about the people who comment on your profile, and misspell everything? Do you think they CARE that it makes them look stupid because they didn't take the time to check it before leaving it to rot?



Now look at the ones who have a STAMP and it's misspelled.......


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July 8, 1947

04:26 Jan 09 2008
Times Read: 970




Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, over exactly 60 Years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations.









However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:









Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer









See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.







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Khayman
Khayman
01:54 Jan 12 2008

I... I just... gawdamn.



LMFAO ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL





 

Putting Moonie in the zoo

02:59 Jan 09 2008
Times Read: 975


I wonder how she would feel about being a Tasmanian Devil?



I'm just saying...lol


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Khayman
Khayman
01:56 Jan 12 2008

I always felt I was a Centaur in a past, mythic life.





 

Look out profiles, here I COME.....LMAO

07:55 Jan 07 2008
Times Read: 985


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Sometimes I wonder.....

05:24 Jan 07 2008
Times Read: 988


............When I leave comments as I am rating, and I use da BIG words to tell someone I like their profile, just how many of these idjits are actually mad because they think I insulted them with profanity?


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WOW- some people are just GIFTED...

02:47 Jan 07 2008
Times Read: 992


Thank you VERY much Krys





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Lord, when the biddies get bored......

00:04 Jan 07 2008
Times Read: 1,004


I am one with the silly putty...LMAO



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fuck, Fuck, FUCK

19:42 Jan 05 2008
Times Read: 1,016


Jeez oh PETE people.....



Ya know, I used to think my dad was all that and a bag of chips- then I became a teeneager, and suddenly I thought he didn't know SHIT. Then I got older, and realized just how little I knew comparatively speaking...





My dad used to have a folksy saying (said tongue in cheek of course) about damn near EVERYTHING...



After reading thorugh some of the forum posts, journal entries, etc. today. I am SO bringing this one back to life- thanks Daddy...



"It is better to sit there and look stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it..."


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SHORT -n- SWEET

07:26 Jan 03 2008
Times Read: 1,026


A Professor was giving a lecture on"Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most

riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten

the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"



She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his

buddies".



He laughed so hard he couldn't finish

teaching the class.



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